What Your Child care Provider Won't Tell You

Every thirty or forty minutes, I need to go out for a cigarette break. Your child will be fine because I'll only be gone for a few minutes.
The diaper will get changed once just before you return.
I really don't know CPR. I'm glad you didn't ask for a course completion certificate.
I'll let your children have unsupervised access to the TV as long as they leave me alone.
I'll be spending most of my time talking on my cell phone and texting except when my boyfriend comes to visit.
Crying for long periods of time can't possibly hurt your baby.
A little junk food never hurt a child. They like it.
I'll let your child have unsupervised access to the computer. It will keep him or her busy. They might even learn something.
What you don't know won't hurt you. That's my philosophy.
I forgot whether the baby is supposed to sleep on her back or stomach.
A good smack on the butt is sometimes necessary to keep a child in line.

What Your Child Care Provider

Won't Tell You